Degenderettes Merit Badge Order Form

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Shoulder Patches:  x  $
Color Guard: $
Other Merch: $
Backpanel: 


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badge orders usually ship within 5 days; bats are custom so those might take 10 days

complaints: degenderettes@gmail.com

Income-Category-Adaptive Pricing Schedule:
(applies to embroidery and color guard equipment, not to zines & stickers)







* colors may vary as we run out of various dumpstered fabric & thread * badges are 2"

Accused of Being Bossy

Adopted a Queer Elder

Backed Down From A Fight
badge by: Kevn

Certified Cyborg
badge by: Emma

Champion Pie-Eater
badge by: Ester

Corrupted the Youth
badge by: Sara

Cougar
badge by: Ester

Cougar Cub
badge by: Scout

Cried While Male
badge by: Sara

Dated a Sissy
badge by: Sara

Fixed a Restroom Sign

Free Bleeder
badge by: Tara

Got Equal Pay

Involuntarily Outed Purple Heart

Learned Butch Stuff
badge by: Sara

Obstructed Gender Policing
badge by: Sara

Performed Bloody Cunnilingus

Provides Trans 101 Lessons

Queer Elder

Queer at Work
badge by: Sara

Queerbashed Purple Heart

Raised Gender Neutral

Reamed Out A Catcaller
badge by: Sara

Relinquished Toxic Masculinity
badge by: Khloe

SLUT
badge by: Sara

Sacrificed a Limb Coming Out

Service Top

Sexual Assault Purple Heart

Shushed A Mansplainer
badge by: Sara

Socially Dominated a Cis Man

Stood Up To A Man
badge by: Olivia

Stopped Shaving
badge by: Tara

Supported A Less Privileged Partner

Survived A Family Function

Survived Gender Studies

Survived TERF Abuse
badge by: Athena

Surviving Medical Transition
badge by: S.E.

Taught A Man Something Butch

Taught Instersectional Feminism

Taught Trans Rights

Trained w/ Hand-to-Hand
badge by: Sara

Trained w/ Improvised Weapons

Trained w/ Knives

Trained w/ Sass

Trans: Denied Housing

Trans: Denied Medical Care

Trans: Denied Relationship

Trans: Denied Work

Trans and Employed

Unassigned Offspring

Visibly Monstrous
badge by: Io

Wore a Dress
badge by: Sara
* colors may vary as we run out of various dumpstered fabric & thread * badges are 2"

Elverson

He/Him (Elf)

He/Him (Seafaring)

He/They (Elf)

It/Itself
badge by: Kit

Ne/Nem/Nir

Rocker (for large pronoun): Bae

Rocker (for large pronoun): Bitch

Rocker (for large pronoun): Bro

Rocker (for large pronoun): Buddy

Rocker (for large pronoun): Comrade

Rocker (for large pronoun): Friend

Rocker (for large pronoun): Maam

Rocker (for large pronoun): Miss

Rocker (for large pronoun): Mx

Rocker (for large pronoun): Princess

Rocker (for large pronoun): Sir

She&He (Elf)

She/Her (Elf)
badge by: Kian

She/Her (Seafaring)
badge by: Hannah

She/They (Elf)
badge by: Rachel

Spivak
badge by: Kai

They/Them (Monster)

They/Them (Seafaring)

Xe/Xem/Xyr
badge by: Shirley

Ze/Hir

Ze/Zem/Zir

Ze/Zir
If you need a pronoun set that isn't listed here, poke the badgemakers at degenderettes@gmail.com

* colors may vary as we run out of various dumpstered fabric & thread * shoulder patches are 3.5"

He/Him: Shoulder Patch

She/Her: Shoulder Patch

They/Them: Shoulder Patch
* colors may vary as we run out of various dumpstered fabric & thread * shoulder patches are 3.5"

Antifa Has Your Back (White)

Antifa Trans-Flag

Fxtch (Green)

Fxtch (Pink)

He: Shoulder Patch

She: Shoulder Patch

Support (Black)
badge by: Avi

Support (White)
badge by: Sara

They: Shoulder Patch
Backpanels are for full Degenderettes members only. Enter login code here.

Shoulder patches are available for non-members who wish to show support.

(To become a prospect, you can try endearing yourself to your local Degenderettes chapter. If no chapter exists in your town, assemble a coterie and then notify a badgemaker declaring your new chapter.)

Backpanel Installation Instructions

* colors may vary as we run out of various dumpstered fabric & thread * backpanels are 11" x 11"


Bird: Blue Period
badge by: Tristan

Bird: Classic
badge by: Scout

Bird: Ninja
badge by: Io

Bird: Retro

Bird: Shiro Lolita
badge by: Stephanie

Bird: The Anarchist
badge by: Avi

Bird: The Bloody Mess
badge by: Xian

Opinion Sticker (Villainette)
3x5 sticker of this comic strip.villainette.com/20151116

Restroom Sticker, Tamper-Resistant
6x9 inch

comes with:
1 accessible-icon sticker (not pictured)

this special "eggshell" tamper-resistant vinyl crumbles when removed

Restroom Sticker, Vinyl
6x9 inch

this is standard vinyl, aka removable

Restroom Sticker (circular), Tamper-Resistant
7 inch California-style "geometric" version

comes with:
1 accessible-icon sticker (not pictured)

this special "eggshell" tamper-resistant vinyl crumbles when removed

Restroom Stickers, Vinyl 12-PACK
6x9 inch

comes with:
12 accessible-icon stickers

this is standard vinyl, aka removable

TOILET Braille Sticker 12-PACK
raised braille sticker to cover gendered braille - reads: "toilet"
    originally made for the Degenderettes Color Guard bat-spinning dance troupe — now you can have one too!

  • we make these from BLEM BATS to keep them cheap, so they may come with queerly shaped pommels and wood blemishes, but they can still hit a baseball right good

  • lovingly hand-painted by The Degenderettes using fancy-ass GLOSS ENAMEL so they still look beautiful even when they're beat to shit

  • if you need a bat flag that isn't pictured (especially a 33" of an existing 26" listing), email us at degenderettes@gmail.com

  • bats are listed at their full price; if you've requested a discount it will appear under "Color Guard" on the right sidebar -->


Baseball Bat 33-inch: Rainbow
modeled by lee

Baseball Bat 33-inch: Trans
modeled by star

(white grip tape not included)

Baseball Bat 33inch: Asexual
modeled by gutter

Baseball Bat 33inch: Bisexual
modeled by scouts artillery

Baseball Bat 33inch: Femme
modeled by fox

Baseball Bat 33inch: Genderqueer
modeled by ari

Baseball Bat 33inch: Leather
modeled by char

Baseball Bat 33inch: Non-Binary
modeled by char

Baseball Bat 33inch: Pansexual
modeled by scouts artillery

Baseball Bat 33inch: Queer-Anarchy
modeled by trash goblin

Labrys: Trans Dyke (Family Size)
modeled by mickey

Labrys: Trans Dyke (Fun Size)
modeled by neil

Little League 26-inch Bat: Bisexual
modeled by mike

Little League 26-inch Bat: Genderqueer
modeled by mack

Little League 26-inch Bat: Leather
modeled by kitty
tshirt by gargantua
harness by rodeoh

Little League 26inch Bat: Asexual
modeled by chloe
tshirt by queird.com

Little League 26inch Bat: Femme
modeled by broken dreams

Little League 26inch Bat: Intersex
modeled by R

Little League 26inch Bat: Monster Pride
modeled by sidewalk

Little League 26inch Bat: Non-Binary
modeled by cadence

Little League 26inch Bat: Pansexual
modeled by linette

Little League 26inch Bat: Queer-Anarchy
modeled by paidamoyo

Little League 26inch Bat: Rainbow
modeled by kayl cassidy

Little League 26inch Bat: Trans
modeled by moose

Sledgehammer: Bear (Family Size)
modeled by stack of lumber

Sledgehammer: Femme (Family Size)
modeled by wolves

Sledgehammer: Femme (Fun Size)
modeled by ester
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