Degenderettes Merit Badge Order Form

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Shoulder Patches:  x  $
Color Guard: $
Other Merch: $
Backpanel: 


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badge orders usually ship within 5 days; bats are custom so those might take 10 days

complaints: degenderettes@gmail.com

Income-Category-Adaptive Pricing Schedule:
(applies to embroidery and color guard equipment, not to zines & stickers)







* colors may vary as we run out of various dumpstered fabric & thread * badges are 2"

Actualize Equal Pay for Women

Adopt a Queer Elder
badge by: Tara

Aftermarket Parts
badge by: S.E.

Alpha a Male

Autoemasculated
badge by: Khloe

Autotomic Coming-Out Purple Heart

Bossy

Certified Cyborg
badge by: Emma

Champion Pie-Eater
badge by: Ester

Corrupting the Youth
badge by: Sara

Cougar
badge by: Ester

Cougar Cub

Cry Like a Man
badge by: Sara

Educated the Masses: Feminism

Educated the Masses: Trans

Family Function Purple Heart

Fights like a Bitch
badge by: Sara

Fights w/ Improvised Weapons

Fights w/ Knives

Fights w/ Lipstick

Fixed a Restroom Sign

Free Bleeder
badge by: Tara

Fuck Pants
badge by: Sara

Gave Him What-For
badge by: Olivia

Girl Power Tools
badge by: Sara

Hair Everywhere
badge by: Tara

Houseboy

Intersectional Activist

Involuntarily Outed Purple Heart

Monster Pride

Obstruct Gender Policing
badge by: Sara

Old Wise Lesbian
badge by: Megan

Pansy
badge by: Kevn

Pussywhipped

Queer at Work
badge by: Sara

Queerbashed Purple Heart

Raised Neutral

Read All the Theory

Red Wings

SLUT
badge by: Sara

Sexual Assault Purple Heart

Shush Mansplaining
badge by: Sara

Sissy Fucker
badge by: Sara

Skin a Catcaller
badge by: Sara

Skool a Man

Trans: Denied Housing

Trans: Denied Love

Trans: Denied Work

Trans 101

Trans and Employed

Unassigned Offspring
* colors may vary as we run out of various dumpstered fabric & thread * badges are 2"

Elverson

He/Him (Elf)

He/Him (Seafaring)

He/They (Elf)

It/Itself
badge by: Kit

Ne/Nem/Nir

Rocker (for large pronoun): Bae

Rocker (for large pronoun): Bitch

Rocker (for large pronoun): Bro

Rocker (for large pronoun): Buddy

Rocker (for large pronoun): Comrade

Rocker (for large pronoun): Friend

Rocker (for large pronoun): Maam

Rocker (for large pronoun): Miss

Rocker (for large pronoun): Mx

Rocker (for large pronoun): Princess

Rocker (for large pronoun): Sir

She&He (Elf)

She/Her (Elf)
badge by: Kian

She/Her (Seafaring)
badge by: Hannah

She/They (Elf)
badge by: Rachel

Spivak
badge by: Kai

They/Them (Monster)

They/Them (Seafaring)

Xe/Xem/Xyr
badge by: Shirley

Ze/Hir

Ze/Zem/Zir

Ze/Zir
If you need a pronoun set that isn't listed here, poke the badgemakers at degenderettes@gmail.com

* colors may vary as we run out of various dumpstered fabric & thread * shoulder patches are 3.5"

He/Him: Shoulder Patch

She/Her: Shoulder Patch

They/Them: Shoulder Patch
* colors may vary as we run out of various dumpstered fabric & thread * shoulder patches are 3.5"

Antifa Has Your Back (White)

Antifa Trans-Flag

He: Shoulder Patch

She: Shoulder Patch

Support (Black)
badge by: Avi

Support (White)
badge by: Sara

They: Shoulder Patch
Backpanels are for full Degenderettes members only. Enter login code here.

Shoulder patches are available for non-members who wish to show support.

(To become a prospect, you can try endearing yourself to your local Degenderettes chapter. If no chapter exists in your town, assemble a coterie and then notify a badgemaker declaring your new chapter.)

Backpanel Installation Instructions

* colors may vary as we run out of various dumpstered fabric & thread * backpanels are 11" x 11"


Bird: Blue Period
badge by: Tristan

Bird: Classic
badge by: Scout

Bird: Ninja
badge by: Io

Bird: Retro

Bird: Shiro Lolita
badge by: Stephanie

Bird: The Anarchist
badge by: Avi

Bird: The Bloody Mess
badge by: Xian


Antifa Sticker 4-inch
standard vinyl (aka removable)

** FREE (plus shipping) **
suggested donation: $.25/sticker

[this batch was paid for by generous donations from members of the antifa community - if you add a tip during checkout we will order more when we run out]



Degenderette Art Zine 2016
a collection of stories of the members of Degenderettes earning their merit badges - 54 pages


Opinion Sticker (Villainette)
3x5 sticker of this comic strip.villainette.com/20151116


Restroom Sticker, Tamper-Resistant
6x9 inch

comes with:
1 accessible-icon sticker (not pictured)

this special "eggshell" tamper-resistant vinyl crumbles when removed



Restroom Sticker, Vinyl
6x9 inch

this is standard vinyl, aka removable



Restroom Sticker (circular), Tamper-Resistant
7 inch California-style "geometric" version

comes with:
1 accessible-icon sticker (not pictured)

this special "eggshell" tamper-resistant vinyl crumbles when removed



Restroom Stickers, Tamper-Resistant 12-PACK
6x9 inch

comes with:
12 accessible-icon stickers

this special "eggshell" tamper-resistant vinyl crumbles when removed



Restroom Stickers, Vinyl 12-PACK
6x9 inch

comes with:
12 accessible-icon stickers

this is standard vinyl, aka removable



Restroom Stickers (geometric), Tamper-Resistant 12-PACK
6x9 inch

comes with:
12 accessible-icon stickers

this special "eggshell" tamper-resistant vinyl crumbles when removed



TOILET Braille Sticker 12-PACK
raised braille sticker to cover gendered braille - reads: "toilet"
    originally made for the Degenderettes Color Guard bat-spinning dance troupe — now you can have one too!

  • we make these from BLEM BATS to keep them cheap, so they may come with queerly shaped pommels and unfinished ends, but they can still hit a baseball right good

  • lovingly hand-painted by The Degenderettes using fancy-ass GLOSS ENAMEL so they still look beautiful even when they're beat to shit

  • if you need a bat flag that isn't pictured (especially a 33" of an existing 26" listing), email us at degenderettes@gmail.com


Baseball Bat 33-inch: Rainbow
modeled by lee


Baseball Bat 33-inch: Trans
modeled by star

(white grip tape not included)



Baseball Bat 33inch: Asexual
modeled by gutter


Baseball Bat 33inch: Bisexual
modeled by scouts artillery


Baseball Bat 33inch: Femme
modeled by fox


Baseball Bat 33inch: Genderqueer
modeled by ari


Baseball Bat 33inch: Leather
modeled by char


Baseball Bat 33inch: Non-Binary
modeled by char


Baseball Bat 33inch: Pansexual
modeled by scouts artillery


Baseball Bat 33inch: Queer-Anarchy
modeled by trash goblin


Labrys: Trans Dyke (Family Size)
modeled by mickey


Labrys: Trans Dyke (Fun Size)
modeled by neil


Little League 26-inch Bat: Bisexual
modeled by mike


Little League 26-inch Bat: Genderqueer
modeled by mack


Little League 26-inch Bat: Leather
modeled by kitty
tshirt by gargantua
harness by rodeoh


Little League 26inch Bat: Asexual
modeled by chloe
tshirt by queird.com


Little League 26inch Bat: Femme
modeled by broken dreams


Little League 26inch Bat: Intersex
modeled by R


Little League 26inch Bat: Non-Binary
modeled by cadence


Little League 26inch Bat: Pansexual
modeled by linette


Little League 26inch Bat: Queer-Anarchy
modeled by paidamoyo


Little League 26inch Bat: Rainbow
modeled by kayl cassidy


Little League 26inch Bat: Trans
modeled by moose


Sledgehammer: Bear (Family Size)
modeled by stack of lumber


Sledgehammer: Femme (Family Size)
modeled by mira belle


Sledgehammer: Femme (Fun Size)
modeled by ester
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